Sunday, October 10, 2010

Bernard Golberg--a rap

I was talking with my friend about a speech topic on msn, and I was SOOO excited cause I remembered one of my sources was Bernard Golberg, but I couldn't remember his name. So we made a rap about him. Black is me, blue is my friend. Please pardon the terrible formatting--I copy-and-pasted straight from the convo

fucking golberg, likely a jew
doesn't fuckin' matter, he's richer than you

AHHH SHIT YOU WISH YOU HAD HIS KITTENS CAUSE HE'S A JEW MORE MONEY THEN GATES, BUT NEVER STOPPING THE FLOOD, THESE HOT BEATS FLYING FROM HIS MOUTH WRITTEN IN A BOOK, HE'S NOT YOUR COMMON MOOK

GOLBERG GOT A DICK ABOUT 49 INCHES,
REPORTIN ON THE WAR, ALL UP IN THOSE FUCKIN TRENCHES;
THAT'S A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE PUSSY HE BE GETTIN;
HE WORKS ON FOX NEWS, BUT HIS OPINION YOU BE RESPECKIN

WROTE A BOOK ON MEDIA BIAS;
GONNA STOP ALL THOSE LIBERAL LIAHS;
FUCKING ON THE O'REILLY FACTOR;
mORGAN FREEMAN? GOLBERG IS BLACKER.

MIGHT AS WELL CALL HIM A SAINT BERNARD,
CAUSE YOU BRINGS YOU SHIT YOU NEED OVER MANY A YARD;
BUT HE DEALS NOT IN FOOD, BUT IN INFORMATION,
FUCKING SHIT UP IN THIS MEDIA-FUCKED NATION

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