I was talking with my friend about a speech topic on msn, and I was SOOO excited cause I remembered one of my sources was Bernard Golberg, but I couldn't remember his name. So we made a rap about him. Black is me, blue is my friend. Please pardon the terrible formatting--I copy-and-pasted straight from the convo
fucking golberg, likely a jew
doesn't fuckin' matter, he's richer than you
AHHH SHIT YOU WISH YOU HAD HIS KITTENS CAUSE HE'S A JEW MORE MONEY THEN GATES, BUT NEVER STOPPING THE FLOOD, THESE HOT BEATS FLYING FROM HIS MOUTH WRITTEN IN A BOOK, HE'S NOT YOUR COMMON MOOK
GOLBERG GOT A DICK ABOUT 49 INCHES,
REPORTIN ON THE WAR, ALL UP IN THOSE FUCKIN TRENCHES;
THAT'S A METAPHOR FOR ALL THE PUSSY HE BE GETTIN;
HE WORKS ON FOX NEWS, BUT HIS OPINION YOU BE RESPECKIN
WROTE A BOOK ON MEDIA BIAS;
GONNA STOP ALL THOSE LIBERAL LIAHS;
FUCKING ON THE O'REILLY FACTOR;
mORGAN FREEMAN? GOLBERG IS BLACKER.
MIGHT AS WELL CALL HIM A SAINT BERNARD,
CAUSE YOU BRINGS YOU SHIT YOU NEED OVER MANY A YARD;
BUT HE DEALS NOT IN FOOD, BUT IN INFORMATION,
FUCKING SHIT UP IN THIS MEDIA-FUCKED NATION
That was something else. >.>
ReplyDeleteGo pro imo
ReplyDeleteGOLBERG
ReplyDeletein Latin: GOL (A soccer goal!!) BERG (nothing, but if you change "B" for "V" can be "VERG") and VERG can leads to VERGA! so find "VERGA" on Google Images. Coincidence????
haha, wow
ReplyDeleteo_O those are some very strong emotions, don't get a heart attack!
ReplyDeleteI sang that to the tune of Hips Don't Lie.
ReplyDeleteHaha lol
ReplyDeletehaha look up verga on google :D
ReplyDeleteughhh, editing.... do it
ReplyDeletelol i liked it ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha awesome
ReplyDeletekeep it coming, bro!
ReplyDeleteFor verga I got either a male model (he was cute, just rather skinny), or a slang term for penis.
ReplyDeleteHow quaint.
Oh wow , i laughed :D
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